Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4294 | 2017-10-17 08:49:38 | 85.27 | 96% |
| 3407 | 2017-09-12 16:07:32 | 105.21 | 98% |