Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1082 | 2017-07-08 12:16:01 | 43.06 | 96% |
| 67 | 2017-06-16 07:06:40 | 41.27 | 93% |