Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6384 | 2023-04-26 10:26:30 | 77.98 | 95% |
| 339 | 2020-12-19 11:12:13 | 40.38 | 97% |
| 266 | 2020-12-18 15:12:45 | 39.24 | 95% |