Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1216 | 2017-11-09 17:06:49 | 67.04 | 97% |
| 798 | 2017-09-29 07:13:59 | 66.36 | 98% |