Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3759 | 2020-04-07 12:14:32 | 67.26 | 98% |
| 1866 | 2020-01-05 19:17:17 | 62.38 | 96% |