Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13288 | 2021-03-10 16:01:16 | 97.01 | 100% |
| 8259 | 2019-03-24 16:19:27 | 95.13 | 100% |
| 6108 | 2018-10-03 13:11:49 | 98.09 | 99% |
| 1286 | 2018-01-31 08:35:32 | 81.78 | 99% |