Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 187 | 2023-10-28 15:00:15 | 78.46 | 97.6% |
| 150 | 2021-11-03 13:15:24 | 65.19 | 96% |