Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1718 | 2020-10-04 20:16:48 | 52.47 | 97% |
| 1109 | 2018-09-03 12:12:14 | 59.05 | 96% |