Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 394 | 2018-10-07 11:07:57 | 72.63 | 94% |
| 4 | 2018-09-13 13:49:35 | 56.97 | 93% |