Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2037 | 2021-06-11 08:13:10 | 68.08 | 96% |
| 904 | 2021-04-20 01:42:28 | 69.42 | 97% |
| 653 | 2021-04-13 23:08:15 | 78.63 | 98% |