Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3132 | 2022-03-23 07:15:55 | 73.53 | 95% |
| 1993 | 2022-02-03 03:22:28 | 72.86 | 96% |
| 1013 | 2021-05-15 07:36:59 | 70.99 | 96% |