Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3600 | 2018-04-15 14:12:54 | 30.83 | 96% |
| 3253 | 2018-04-11 16:51:34 | 26.27 | 94% |