Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1320 | 2022-01-28 14:47:33 | 70.63 | 98% |
| 1143 | 2021-01-18 19:17:29 | 68.45 | 97% |