Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33899 | 2025-12-03 13:04:48 | 94.58 | 98% |
| 30101 | 2025-07-01 14:45:17 | 107.22 | 98% |
| 29511 | 2025-06-15 14:29:25 | 97.41 | 98% |
| 23926 | 2024-09-18 11:24:39 | 107.97 | 99.2% |
| 22404 | 2024-06-30 07:42:23 | 94.17 | 98.4% |
| 20503 | 2024-02-29 09:57:03 | 92.11 | 96.8% |
| 19143 | 2023-09-08 21:07:41 | 92.65 | 97.6% |
| 15772 | 2023-02-10 16:15:04 | 88.45 | 98% |
| 13706 | 2022-10-03 04:50:47 | 92.74 | 98% |
| 10910 | 2022-03-01 07:22:46 | 100.94 | 99% |
| 6398 | 2021-06-11 16:39:03 | 106.27 | 100% |
| 5359 | 2021-04-23 10:29:56 | 87.21 | 98% |
| 5183 | 2021-04-19 12:57:52 | 91.83 | 99% |
| 4180 | 2021-03-10 12:20:42 | 74.63 | 97% |
| 577 | 2020-08-12 16:21:02 | 92.77 | 99% |
| 424 | 2020-08-02 12:29:21 | 93.42 | 98% |