Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4439 | 2021-05-26 18:17:32 | 109.54 | 99% |
| 3274 | 2020-10-01 15:49:28 | 115.59 | 100% |
| 3030 | 2020-08-13 18:36:24 | 106.36 | 99% |
| 24 | 2019-02-08 16:46:59 | 90.46 | 96% |