Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12739 | 2023-04-06 05:17:33 | 73.48 | 98% |
| 12260 | 2023-02-16 01:55:46 | 76.80 | 99% |
| 11723 | 2023-01-06 22:31:23 | 75.56 | 98% |
| 11669 | 2023-01-03 04:44:43 | 75.38 | 99% |
| 2283 | 2021-09-30 09:55:02 | 55.14 | 98% |
| 1247 | 2021-05-27 19:41:43 | 49.99 | 96% |