Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5019 | 2022-05-13 21:10:17 | 44.95 | 95% |
| 3607 | 2018-10-04 04:27:31 | 43.11 | 95% |
| 3165 | 2018-06-25 07:26:41 | 47.27 | 96% |