Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 295 | 2025-03-14 10:41:36 | 87.07 | 97.7% |
| 275 | 2025-03-08 15:12:06 | 91.60 | 98.8% |