Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2260 | 2022-11-04 19:39:59 | 97.56 | 98% |
| 1858 | 2022-11-01 19:57:19 | 89.91 | 97% |
| 1690 | 2022-10-31 19:14:17 | 93.70 | 98% |
| 1067 | 2022-10-25 13:31:58 | 104.57 | 98% |
| 477 | 2022-10-05 19:40:35 | 83.18 | 97% |