Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 66 | 2019-04-30 20:42:35 | 52.65 | 94% |
| 3 | 2018-11-08 17:38:56 | 52.93 | 97% |