Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4209 | 2021-07-28 18:02:01 | 84.29 | 98% |
| 568 | 2019-10-18 13:49:42 | 74.05 | 99% |