Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1423 | 2021-01-15 07:56:16 | 95.30 | 98% |
| 1204 | 2021-01-06 04:03:30 | 85.13 | 98% |