Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2283 | 2021-11-03 12:43:04 | 50.07 | 96% |
| 1238 | 2021-10-24 07:50:48 | 51.04 | 94% |
| 960 | 2021-10-22 04:10:27 | 50.41 | 97% |
| 818 | 2021-10-20 04:17:23 | 50.66 | 95% |