Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8794 | 2020-05-07 17:53:27 | 98.58 | 98% |
| 1879 | 2019-05-06 22:11:57 | 86.02 | 99% |