Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32600 | 2023-09-28 03:12:37 | 135.95 | 98% |
| 17890 | 2022-10-25 01:44:38 | 142.77 | 98% |
| 17114 | 2022-10-24 06:13:08 | 128.66 | 98% |