Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5387 | 2022-08-19 09:20:53 | 106.14 | 97% |
| 4155 | 2021-12-27 00:51:47 | 106.38 | 98% |