Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7855 | 2021-09-13 07:35:04 | 80.04 | 96% |
| 6612 | 2020-07-21 15:08:17 | 71.84 | 99% |
| 4610 | 2018-09-17 08:04:38 | 78.36 | 97% |
| 2520 | 2017-07-19 13:52:51 | 53.80 | 96% |
| 1682 | 2017-06-17 14:57:29 | 53.62 | 93% |
| 82 | 2017-04-14 04:36:52 | 38.05 | 89% |