Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4031 | 2023-05-14 23:22:03 | 55.41 | 93% |
| 387 | 2022-12-03 22:38:18 | 41.58 | 92% |