Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9325 | 2022-08-08 05:26:08 | 164.49 | 100% |
| 8504 | 2022-02-20 22:14:07 | 129.85 | 97% |
| 3611 | 2020-11-10 21:58:00 | 124.78 | 98% |
| 1448 | 2019-07-13 07:47:35 | 109.46 | 98% |