Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2975 | 2017-09-04 06:25:59 | 86.19 | 99% |
| 2415 | 2017-08-03 10:37:58 | 75.30 | 97% |