Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 13020 | 2021-04-13 19:47:53 | 91.98 | 99% |
| 10664 | 2021-03-10 14:23:45 | 85.74 | 96% |
| 2143 | 2020-09-11 16:21:23 | 73.41 | 95% |
| 290 | 2020-08-13 19:54:05 | 67.28 | 95% |