Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1666 | 2019-01-06 07:08:49 | 84.39 | 95% |
| 1648 | 2019-01-04 19:42:54 | 95.93 | 96% |
| 1416 | 2018-12-18 23:14:57 | 81.39 | 94% |
| 1118 | 2018-12-01 06:04:50 | 97.36 | 99% |