Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1178 | 2023-09-29 10:58:58 | 55.59 | 93% |
| 269 | 2020-09-30 21:32:54 | 45.75 | 93% |