Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5778 | 2021-11-30 22:02:09 | 66.56 | 98% |
| 3596 | 2021-05-22 03:52:07 | 62.42 | 97% |
| 3254 | 2021-05-08 10:37:09 | 61.67 | 97% |
| 2091 | 2021-03-05 01:57:27 | 53.84 | 97% |