Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3149 | 2021-10-17 22:01:25 | 80.67 | 98% |
| 2978 | 2021-10-10 23:46:08 | 76.05 | 97% |