Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14248 | 2020-10-24 00:27:59 | 99.33 | 96% |
| 13959 | 2020-10-19 17:08:40 | 122.19 | 100% |
| 10945 | 2020-02-28 16:50:00 | 97.10 | 98% |