Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 60383 | 2020-08-16 11:00:46 | 117.81 | 97% |
| 56406 | 2020-07-23 03:42:24 | 95.69 | 96% |
| 55711 | 2020-07-19 03:20:41 | 105.73 | 96% |
| 55384 | 2020-07-18 02:49:09 | 113.59 | 97% |
| 52166 | 2020-07-01 07:00:38 | 112.21 | 96% |
| 50558 | 2020-06-23 23:36:36 | 120.84 | 98% |
| 49015 | 2020-06-16 10:45:10 | 84.16 | 96% |
| 44599 | 2020-05-23 11:56:26 | 123.07 | 98% |
| 40653 | 2020-05-05 06:44:25 | 133.48 | 99% |
| 34912 | 2020-04-02 04:50:28 | 107.96 | 97% |
| 34118 | 2020-03-29 04:03:56 | 106.51 | 96% |
| 32268 | 2020-03-13 22:35:15 | 128.05 | 98% |
| 28412 | 2020-01-30 11:45:53 | 105.81 | 97% |
| 26441 | 2020-01-02 06:08:47 | 108.79 | 98% |
| 24871 | 2019-12-22 17:12:25 | 53.36 | 98% |
| 24694 | 2019-12-21 14:05:40 | 127.80 | 98% |
| 23735 | 2019-12-07 13:23:48 | 105.32 | 97% |
| 22726 | 2019-11-28 12:04:25 | 111.12 | 97% |
| 18751 | 2019-10-22 08:09:21 | 106.65 | 96% |
| 2183 | 2018-12-25 09:10:10 | 84.11 | 98% |
| 662 | 2018-10-20 02:01:15 | 103.07 | 98% |