Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2099 | 2022-02-28 03:20:46 | 58.66 | 95% |
| 452 | 2021-03-24 16:27:45 | 45.20 | 94% |