Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7944 | 2021-08-09 08:49:15 | 72.10 | 96% |
| 5896 | 2021-06-20 06:24:19 | 76.23 | 96% |
| 2573 | 2020-03-31 12:25:35 | 55.64 | 95% |
| 1645 | 2020-01-12 17:14:16 | 47.16 | 96% |