Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2835 | 2022-11-29 13:43:58 | 48.53 | 96% |
| 1834 | 2022-11-08 05:34:46 | 37.39 | 92% |