Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14624 | 2022-07-17 04:53:46 | 109.15 | 98% |
| 13271 | 2022-02-05 13:29:15 | 105.49 | 98% |
| 199 | 2021-01-22 09:07:10 | 86.91 | 96% |