Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 742 | 2018-03-07 17:10:49 | 55.50 | 94% |
| 313 | 2017-03-05 15:01:10 | 46.33 | 93% |
| 216 | 2017-02-25 02:24:22 | 38.83 | 90% |