Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10710 | 2019-07-23 22:42:24 | 88.15 | 98% |
| 895 | 2018-01-31 20:09:24 | 54.99 | 96% |