Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 229 | 2023-11-16 22:25:00 | 90.73 | 95.2% |
| 18 | 2022-09-27 06:55:20 | 70.13 | 94% |