Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2822 | 2021-05-25 23:44:12 | 88.12 | 96% |
| 2597 | 2021-05-08 02:58:22 | 86.90 | 96% |
| 647 | 2021-02-04 00:42:35 | 88.67 | 97.5% |