Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2397 | 2021-04-08 22:52:04 | 111.95 | 100% |
| 1201 | 2021-01-17 00:34:32 | 80.63 | 96% |