Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2331 | 2021-08-02 09:11:38 | 44.90 | 92% |
| 1605 | 2021-05-30 12:34:28 | 37.08 | 91% |
| 1259 | 2021-02-05 12:46:55 | 40.69 | 93% |