Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3846 | 2023-06-13 14:16:02 | 75.14 | 98.7% |
| 2967 | 2023-05-12 19:38:15 | 56.95 | 96% |
| 88 | 2022-09-27 13:11:21 | 53.93 | 99% |