Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4581 | 2021-09-23 06:00:44 | 70.16 | 94% |
| 4098 | 2021-06-15 08:57:07 | 80.78 | 97% |
| 3500 | 2021-03-31 08:03:36 | 78.68 | 97% |