Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4446 | 2020-11-30 18:04:47 | 60.67 | 94% |
| 3743 | 2018-09-20 23:09:19 | 76.59 | 99% |